“Are you a crow?” A guy from Australia. “No, I’m not a crow, I’m a turkey.” “You’re a turkey, okay. But why?” “Because it’s Thanksgiving.” “I know it’s Thanksgiving, but why are you dressed as a turkey?” Fair enough. Guy with a stroller crossing the intersection: “What’s the reason?” Woman in line at Starbucks: “Why are you a turkey?” Some of my co-workers, including one of my bosses, laughed way harder than I’ve ever seen them laugh. People in the parking lot at Tourmo were laughing. People in the water laughing. Basically, a bunch of people laughing at me was the most fun I’ve had in a long time.